Google’s plans of world domination

Think about it. With the services that Google offers (beta or not) along with whatever future schemes they’ve got, this no-longer-a-search-engine company will soon have the world by the balls.

  • Search
    Getting the obvious out of the way first – Virtually everyone on the net uses Google for search. They have every webpage worth reading in their index. They not only link to webpages, but they also have a copy in the Google Cache. They know what the world wants like noone else.
  • Email
    With their 2 Gigs (and counting) of inbox space, conversations, and a plethora of other features, everyone I know has a Gmail ID. Hell, even my Mom’s on Gmail.
  • Corporate Email
    Why don’t corporates ever go for free email services like Yahoo!? Because having an email ID@yourdomainname.com is much cooler. Google now offers use of Gmail, Google Talk, and other apps for use with your own domain. A whole lot of companies are already doing away with their crappy, unreliable email providers and switching to Gmail.
  • Blogs
    After buying out blogger.com, half the world’s blogs are hosted with Google.
  • Social Networking
    After buying out Orkut, I hardly get any more spam from my friends at Hi5.
  • IM
    Goolge Talk is not very different from the other popular IMs, but it’s integration into Gmail’s interface makes it a winner. Google Talk archives conversations on Google’s servers instead of on the local hard drive. Has VoIP.
  • Desktop Search
    Need I explain? The internet is not enough. They want our hard drives! 🙂
  • Calendar
    Google Calendar. All our schedules, events and other important dates stored on their servers.
  • Library
    Google Print – “Our ultimate goal is to work with publishers and libraries to create a comprehensive, searchable, virtual card catalog of all books in all languages that helps users discover new books and publishers discover new readers.”
  • Notebooks
    We all research online, now Google gives us free scribbling pads. And a specialized search engine for scholars.
  • News
    All the latest news, across all categories, from all over the world. Picture this – you need to know of the recent cases of bird flu reported around the world. Now try this.
  • Google Map Search
    Need to get to that clients place real quick, but don’t want to tell him that your dog ate his business card? Get his address and driving directions. Only available in the US now. Damn I wish Google was an Indian Company.
  • Video
    Google Video lets you share your videos. Even the more intimate ones.
  • Shopping
    We’re froogled.
  • Payment Gateway
    Make your payments online via Google Checkout.
  • Google Earth
    It only gets better. “Google Earth combines satellite imagery, maps and the power of Google Search to put the world’s geographic information at your fingertips.” They also have Google Mars.
  • Office Suite
    There’s no doubt that there is going to be one. They already have a Word Processor, Spreadsheet, Web Page Editor, Database, Calendar, Email, Notes, translation, a picture manager/editor, 3D Modeler, financial manager, RSS news reader, and what looks like a programming environment in the making. I won’t be surprised if they turn their screensaver software into a presentation tool. Only thing missing is an internet connection, but they’re working on that as well. (Read below)
  • Internet Access
    Free internet access for the whole world. Hmm… why not?!
  • Discussion Groups
    Combined with Google various search tools and news alerts, this has amazing potential.
  • Online Advertising
    Using a combination of their search ads, Adwords and Adsense, Google has given advertisers the opportunity to target a highly select audience, and content owners a hassle-free method of making money.
  • Website Traffic Analysis
    This is free, and it’s not just another web counter. In fact, as you’re reading this, I have obtained your location right down to your neighbourhood, the company whcih owns your IP address, where you came from and how long you stayed. Come back after a year or so and I can probably tell you what you’re wearing.
  • Google Galaxy?
    Google has singed a deal with NASA.
  • Do you really need more? (Sigh!) Ok then.

Scary thought – If they really aren’t the good guys they claim to be, this company could demand an entire continent in return for switching their servers back on.

On the other hand – If there’s an ice age now, archeologists in the future just need to access Google’s servers to get a snapshot of everything on the planet, a copy of virtually every webpage on the internet, and what we were thinking at the time. If Google manages to index our DNA soon, the world can just start where we left off.

City of David

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Lovely use of flash on this site for the City of Jerusalam. Opening scene is atmospheric and does a great job of setting up the entrance without looking too much like a “loading, please wait.. skip intro” page. Have a look at the transition of ancient Jerusalam to the modern day one. Usability could’ve been better though – still have no clue on the smudgy navbar on the top left of the inner pages. Think I’ll try and do something like this for the City of Nagercoil.

Google knows all

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Trust Google not to let good information go to waste. Google Music Trends lists what the world is listening to, or atleast what users of Google Talk are listening to. You can sort by Genre as well as country, but only the US is available as of now. They do have a “Hindi” genre though. Interesting – Iron Maiden completely rules the heavy metal genre, with Hallowed Be Thy Name topping the list. Lovely.

Handy little tool for terrorists

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Real time information on major airports freely accessible by all and sundry ? Head onto Java.com’s airportmonitor. Check out what’s happening at Los Angeles International Airport. You’ll need to wait a few moments for the applet to load. Soon you’ll see planes flying around – clicking on an airplane will tell you intimate details such as it’s type, airline, origin, destination, flight path and present altitude. All this page needs is a link to information on finding shoulder launched rocket launchers, then they’ll be all set. Seriously, WTF?

Mad Thoughts Of A Deranged Gulf-returned-Mallu

Random blog title generator” from dingchak.net – this is a must-click. Can’t wait for the widget.

Since every third desi blog title is either a “confused writings of.. “, a “random scribblings from..”, a “mad thoughts of.. ” or a permutation of other such similar apologist disclaimers, aimed towards pre-empting readers from commenting on how shallow and lame the posts really are, to save time, Dingchak.net has a cool new utility that will generate these titles for you [wordpress/blogger plugin to follow soon], automatically, freeing writers to think up those pearls of wisdom, those nuggets of truth, for which us netizens eagerly await, with baited breath.

No more trial downloads?

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Ah, the web finally coming into it’s own. Typical scenario – Software publisher releases new version of software, posts 600MB setup file (trial version) on website for everyone to download, and noone bothers to do. It takes too damn long and why the @#$% would you want to wait that long and then risk destroying your finely balanced PC with beta crap? Doesn’t work too well for the publisher either, expecially when the trial is cracked and put up on the P2P networks before the official release.

Enter remote desktops – the publisher installs the software on a web server and gives public access to try out the software via the web, without having to download it. MS has done a decent job to give access to the evaluation edition of MS Office 2007 via a Citrix browser plugin (IE only, of course). Don’t see how this can be used for trial versions of games though.